Tuesday, 29 May 2018

Even even even more ugly ass Harley Quinn merchandise..

You thought you were getting another year WITHOUT ugly Harley Quinn cash ins? Well, you thought wrong.

First off the bat... oh, that's a semi adequate pun... is this 12" action figure from Suicide Squad.

Now, don't be hatin' on me just because I think the Suicide Squad Harley is a load of turd anyway, this right here is a fabulous example of what some people just shouldn't be made into action figures.
Well, this load of turd shouldn't be an action figure ANYWAY but check this out.



Even Mattel couldn't save this neck bigger than her head, box vagina, red hand of death monstrosity.


The DC Injustice HQ Vinimate Vinyl figure broke my heart. The DC Injustice HQ is one of the best damn HQ's around... so it hurts when I can't love weird... semi-Lego-like .... constructs?


She reminds me of The Face from Mulligrubs.


Yeah, this is what I grew up with during my childhood so nothing really scares me anymore but you know, it's not what I'd look for in a toy.



Hey kids! Do you remember when I told you the Foundmi 2.0 Bluetooth tracker New52 Suicide Squad was stupid looking?

Turns out it looks even stupider in her Rebirth/DCyou setting.



Actually, this has some pretty cool features like an eight month battery life, the ability to call your phone if you lose it, a camera function and so on. But I'd rather buy a Foundmi figure of something else.