More Ugly Harley Quinn Merchandise!!

More Ugly Harley Quinn Merchandise!!

That's right folks, it's round two of what were they thinking in marketing!

First up at the bat is this bobble head Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad: The what were they thinking of movie creation. This thing actually moving would probably give me nightmares. Look at it's gross spindly legs, the vacant, dead eyes and weird puppet hands. Heck, the thing looks like she's bruised around one eye and her pasty skins blends into her blonde hair.

Ugh, again with these fugly plushes. No, much like the version we saw in the movie, it definitely does not improve with a costume change.

This is actually a kinda cool item but it's still really weird. It's a kind of goblet that you probably would have to hand wash after drowning your sorrows in a punchbowl cocktail. Still, she has handles to help with that!

It gets worse if you get the pair in a bundle though.

Would you feel safe drinking out of this??

Again, kind of cool... but also kind of weird. Why... is there a Harley dog? Why is it's hands so large and it's legs so long?

This is a fashionista Madame Alexander doll. I hope that meant something to you because I sure as shit don't get the relevance. While this doll is kind of intriguing.. it's something that wouldn't look out of place at a vampire themed rave and that worries me. Comb your hair, missy!

Another Madame Alexander doll. This is clearly a baby. I find babies dressing up as things hilarious!

Bwah ha ha ha ha!!!

Only I don't really know why a baby is cosplaying as Harley Quinn?
The official description doesn't help either..

You'll go mad over Harley Quinn in her black and red jumpsuit with white collar, jester hat, and black eye mask. With her mix and match black and red gloves and black and red shoes, this 8-inch Batman Harley Quinn Madame Alexander Doll shows why she's no laughing matter! The Batman Harley Quinn Madame Alexander Doll is a must have for your DC Comics doll collection. Ages 13 and up.

What does that mean?? Fear my colour co-ordination?? Sure, she's doing a better job than most Harley actors/statues or cosplayers but damn, it's a freaking baby!
You could just tip them over with a well placed gust of wind.