Even more ugly Harley Quinn merchandise!

Stupid Harley Quinn merchandise Pt 3!

 First up in this trilogy we have the iconic tango image made popular by Harley Quinn's first main stream introduction to DC comics.

Nothing really new here.. except it's lifted right out of Suicide Squad.

So we have the classy 'damaged' tattoo, some grills, Harley's gloves missing as well as her face paint (was she not dumped in a vat of goo by this stage?) and Harley herself looking like she really needs to use the ladies.














You know the image.

Wait, don't we already have a statue of this?

Yeah... actually there are several.

There are action figures or actual collectables like the one on the right here.

And this was such a major scene in the movie too! /sarcasm

Which makes me wonder if we really really needed the slight modifications and reduction in quality that this new statue brings to the table?

Why didn't they just stick with this statue, which at least was faithful to and improved upon the original image it's based off?

 Next on my hit list is a little thing called a Funko Hikari statue.

They're made from premium Japanese vinyl - which doesn't actually mean anything to me, but they're individually handpainted and numbered so no two are alike!

Great.. so what exactly are they again and why are there so many variants of this weird ass deformed statue?

Look, I'm big on nostalgia but this thing is like..

It's like...

Okay, let's just say that if the 90's gained sentience somehow and called her phone number, well, they'd be asking for several things back from this Rebirth Harley Quinn statue.

It's not even that horrible a statue by itself but it makes the list because I don't think it's too much to ask that a character based on a harlequin actually resembles a damn harlequin instead of an edgy 90's punk-pop band member.










Another Suicide Squad Harley Quinn!

As well as being sinned for being, well, Suicide Squad Harley Quinn this money bank is pretty horrible to look at.

She's got the vacant stare of a coked out stripper who's seen some shit and doesn't even care anymore.

Her baseball bat - geez they didn't even try to vaguely make it resemble the one from the movie they just painted it the same colour as her gross hair and now it looks like she's holding a bat shaped dildo over her shoulders.







This one pains me to write but it's from Sideshow Collectables and Artgerm designed it... but I think it's kinda fugly.

I know I just paid out a statue above for not being jester-y enough but this - albeit clearly more jester like just doesn't seem right?

The headpiece seems too busy, the cut out diamonds look less like a planned design and more an opportunity to show some skin and the pantaloons look.. well, very different.

There are some cool features like the diamond patterns on her heels and the mallet. The pose is light and playful but damn if her stick like legs don't freak me out!

Is... is she farting?

This Harley Quinn Vinimate is... a weird Lego knock off I guess?

It seems weird to draw defined abs and boobs on a figure like this when the hands, face and legs are so ill-defined but that's just me I guess because here we are!

Really not sure why we can't either stick with red and black or pink and blue?

Also, what's up with her stink eye face?

We've had Skelimals before but now there's Pawzplay! Have you always wanted a DC pet that's alive and super cute?!

We got you, fam!

Batgirl cat kinda makes sense because she's orange like her hair.
Catwoman cat usually owns a black or grey cat so I guess that's okay.
Wonder Woman cat... not sure why she's pure white... was brown too much of a stretch?

Aaand here's Harley Quinn cat with her two toned flesh, two tones jacket and two toned ears.. ALL IN DIFFERENT COLOURS!