Knock knock!
Who is it?
More Ugly Harley Quinn merchandise?! No, lock the door! Keep it away! Call the exorcist!
First up - these sun-staches.
They look interesting but they also look heavy and seem like they might impede your vision somewhat.
Questioning your worth as an independent woman?
Don't worry, this jacket has you covered! Unless, you know, you have to take it off because you can't move your arms in it.
Or it starts raining and you have to remove it so your shirt gets wet.
Great for people who like to sing along to dodgy remakes of "you don't own me" while protesting how free they are and are also hypocrites.
Here's an exclusive SDCC figure so awesome that it's limited to a 2575 production run, and they can only sell 75 per day!
But... it looks like shit.
It's poorly painted, doesn't add anything apart from the standard practise 'blatant cash grab off Harley sales' and even the colours look like this is a crappy faded old retro toy.
This is an actual piece of yuck that you can hang up in your home because you hate your life.
Is your Christmas not nearly an upsetting snoozefest as you'd like it to be?
Bring a bit of the magic back with this weird homage to a terrible movie from last year.
Pro: The fun you'll have when older relatives assume it reads something like 'Daddy's lil girl'.
It actually looks a lot better than the movie 'costume.'
Con: That one dodgy sleeve will drive OCD people mad. Also, you'll look like a warmer version of the shitty movie Harley.
I know we've bastardised Harley's colours beyond belief, but if you're going back to the classic look...
Is it too much to ask that you at least use the right colours?
Thomas the Tank Engine and friends re-imagined as DC characters is actually a cool idea if you don't think too hard and realise that a cherished children's show is dressing up it's characters as psychotic murderers.....Hmm.
Haha Diesel is Batman.
Imaginext DC Super Friends.
Understandably they need their own unique look
to set them apart from their competitors but these things freak me out with their large appendages and vague faces.
DC Artist Alley Harely Quinn gives me mixed feelings.
It's cheaper than most of her statues, it's her classic costume (mostly) but it just looks weird. Could be the hipster shoes or the Mickey Mouse gloves or the chibi face? Maybe the angular and alternately lumpy musculature?
I kinda like this Mezco Harley Quinn - it's classic Harley, it's creepy and unique enough to be it's own thing but hot damn this thing has an intense stare and mesmerising eyebrows.
This look says 'I will feast on your bowels and play hackey sack with your kidneys' and I just don't know if I feel comfortable with it in my display cabinet because it's almost guaranteed to start some friggin' Chuckie or Annabelle bullshit.
Who is it?
More Ugly Harley Quinn merchandise?! No, lock the door! Keep it away! Call the exorcist!
They look interesting but they also look heavy and seem like they might impede your vision somewhat.
Questioning your worth as an independent woman?
Don't worry, this jacket has you covered! Unless, you know, you have to take it off because you can't move your arms in it.
Or it starts raining and you have to remove it so your shirt gets wet.
Great for people who like to sing along to dodgy remakes of "you don't own me" while protesting how free they are and are also hypocrites.
But... it looks like shit.
It's poorly painted, doesn't add anything apart from the standard practise 'blatant cash grab off Harley sales' and even the colours look like this is a crappy faded old retro toy.
This is an actual piece of yuck that you can hang up in your home because you hate your life.
Is your Christmas not nearly an upsetting snoozefest as you'd like it to be?
Bring a bit of the magic back with this weird homage to a terrible movie from last year.
Pro: The fun you'll have when older relatives assume it reads something like 'Daddy's lil girl'.
It actually looks a lot better than the movie 'costume.'
Con: That one dodgy sleeve will drive OCD people mad. Also, you'll look like a warmer version of the shitty movie Harley.
I know we've bastardised Harley's colours beyond belief, but if you're going back to the classic look...
Is it too much to ask that you at least use the right colours?
Thomas the Tank Engine and friends re-imagined as DC characters is actually a cool idea if you don't think too hard and realise that a cherished children's show is dressing up it's characters as psychotic murderers.....Hmm.
Haha Diesel is Batman.
Imaginext DC Super Friends.
Understandably they need their own unique look
to set them apart from their competitors but these things freak me out with their large appendages and vague faces.
It's cheaper than most of her statues, it's her classic costume (mostly) but it just looks weird. Could be the hipster shoes or the Mickey Mouse gloves or the chibi face? Maybe the angular and alternately lumpy musculature?
I kinda like this Mezco Harley Quinn - it's classic Harley, it's creepy and unique enough to be it's own thing but hot damn this thing has an intense stare and mesmerising eyebrows.
This look says 'I will feast on your bowels and play hackey sack with your kidneys' and I just don't know if I feel comfortable with it in my display cabinet because it's almost guaranteed to start some friggin' Chuckie or Annabelle bullshit.
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