Yet Even More Ugly Harley Quinn Merchandise!

DID I HEAR MY NAME????

You know, this kind of post could go on forever the way DC is milkin' the ever lovin' fudge out of their main pillar. You know, the female one. No, the one that's not from Themyscira and is actually worth building a pillar around.

So yes, I have managed to find even more merchandise for Harley Quinn - merchandise that only the most dedicated fan could stomach, and even then not without wincing or cringing away from it.

Firstly - do you even look back fondly on Harley Quinn's original Suicide Squad outfit? Do you like horribly paired colours? Do you enjoy wearing socks and sandals together?

Then these Harley Quinn tights could be for you!

I don't even know what you would wear this with or if you could even really wear shoes with them on? Is that a white diamond on the blue calf or is it just a dodgy design job?

They retail for about as much as your average knee high tights (read: way too much) and don't actually resemble her costume that much.

How can one pair of tights cause so many questions?







Otherwise, here are some that are inspired by the grungy, infection riddled prison tatts from the movie. Let the world know you're obsessed, draw like a child and can't spell 'secret!'

Maybe you're not really as tights person. Maybe you're a bloke, or you don't do cosplay. But you still want to dress up like your favourite character? Don't worry, we got you!

Here's a hat that looks like it just threw up random Harley Quinn designs and DC said - yep, we can sell that!

So we have the absolutely horrendous cover from the absolutely terrible Forever Evil/Detective Comics 23.2 - remember the one where she spent the entire issue creating her horrible costume, crying about her family and then blowing up several people in Gotham? Yeah, it was pretty painful to read and DC retconned that one faster than they put it out.

However, this one image I see all the time. It was on Maggot Robbie's birthday cake during Suicide Squad filming (probably explains a lot too), I've seen jigsaws and swimsuits and posters with it too.
It is though... a sickening photo of Harley. I'm not just talking about her costume, I mean the actual art. Literally nothing is in proportion. Worse than that, this image is thrown together on this hat with the Harley Quinn logo used in Injustice. I think it might have existed before this but it's predominantly used on her jacket now she's part of the Batgang.

In other words, it's a horrible mish mash of different versions of Harley and doesn't make sense.

This hat is fine though. You should go an buy this hat. 

Not into hats? That's cool! In case of sudden downpour you can still protect your sweet noggin' with this Harley Quinn inspired umbrella!

Holy crap that umbrella looks evil from this angle. The fact that it has no nose reminds me of Cassandra from Doctor Who. Moisturise me!!!!!

Alright, let's just move on. How about some good old fashioned jewellery? Who can complain about that? Well, me, obviously. 

This piece actually isn't too bad but damn it's got some nasty ass meth zombie teeth. 

I do like the diamonds/diamontes in her pigtails and the nice thick chain/clasp as well as the dangle necklace part ON the necklace part but I gotta say that the eyes don't really work on a small scale like this. That's not that bad though, I may even remove it from this list an- what? It's $100 USD and conveniently more expensive than the other gold Squad member items? 

*clicks and drags back to ugly pile*

Okay. What if we just move on from outfits and accessories and go for something more useful. 

Like a pencil topper you say? Why, sure that sounds like it'd be just the ticket a-

SWEET SOMETHING OF SOMEWHERE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!